Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Did you ever hear the parable about the girl who hated to stretch?

Her hamstrings rolled up into her butt like window shades, her calves split lengthwise down the middle like reddened, aging meat on a drumstick, and her Achilles snapped like taut rubberbands, rendered useless and balled up at her heel.

If only she learned to stretch on a regular basis, silly girl.

1 comment:

Unknown said...

#RejectedShelSilversteinPoems

Seriously though - feelin' ya.