Thursday Thirteen

Total randomness...
13. I'm so tired I can barely hold my head up.

12. Today is my brother's birthday. He's schizophrenic.
What that has to so with it being his birthday, I don't know.

11. I just dozed off and woke up to a string of questions marks after #11.

10. I've watched Law&Order for eons. I nearly feel like I'm cheating on the show. I checked out Criminal Minds..I like it better.

9. I like to think of myself as an armchair forensic scientist. Can't get enough. If I'd thought about it, I'd have studied to become a medical examiner.

8. I have a friend in Detroit who took over the family mortuary business. He let me sit in once as he prepared a body. The man had died of cancer.

7. When I lived in Detroit I SWEAR I saw someone getting rid of a body once. I was young and afraid to call the police because I was a teensy bit tipsy.

6. I had a crazy landlord. Once when he was out of town on the weekend, an even crazier person broke into my building's basement and started a fire.

5. When I lived in NYC I got flashed on the subway, lol.

4. Back home in Chicago, I was actually in the bank when it got robbed. However, I was completely oblivious to it all.

3.. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz What? No, I wasn't sleeping just now!!!

2. Whether you put 10 oyster crackers in front of me or 1000, I will eat them all.

1. Good night! I'm yawning like crazy, and nodding off

(yyyyyyaaaaaawwwwwwwwn)